Welcome back to the one and only <b>Phat Daily Column</b>.  Well, Kevin Nash became a 2 time, 2 time, 2 time world champion last night, but he wasn't the only new champion.  Rick Steiner won the TV belt, thanks to re-joining his brother.   That's another case of WCW's "kiss and make up" ideas.  Saturn and Raven also won their well deserved World Tag titles.   Anyways, on to the <b>PDC</b>.  

Oh yeah, I have some big news on who will be on Phat Chat this Thursday Night at 7:30 Eastern at the bottom of the PDC.
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<h2><b><i>WCW</i></b></h2>

-Man, I can't wait to see what happens on Nitro, with Nash as the new champ.  I wonder who will challenge him the night after Slamboree.  I wonder what will happen now that Rick has turned heel to be with his brother again.  What will happen the Hitman and Goldberg tonight?  Will Sting be wrestling in a match tonight?  What about the Macho Man?  He's officially re-instated, but why does he keeping helping DDP out?  What about Piper?  He's the new WCW president, how will Flair react?  What about Bischoff too?  He finally came back to television, so what will he do tonight?  <b>Well, these questions or concerns won't be answered because there is no Nitro on tonight thanks to the boring NBA playoffs!  Hell, Thunder is cancelled too, so will WCW Saturday Night be the show to watch for WCW??  What garbage.</b>

-Doh!  I guess Bret Hart returned last night.  My bad.  But maybe I'm correct...he came back, but I really meant his in-ring return.  It's good that he's back, but I hope he's used properly for the first time ever in WCW, because the old man can still fight.  I just hope that groin can hold up this time around, so the Hitman doesn't have to take those long breaks to recover from an injury.  

-Uh oh, Goldberg recieved a leg injury as a result of the match at Slamboree.  That's not good for WCW, as they have, in their mind, lost two of their biggest stars to injury:  Hogan and Goldberg.  I don't think those two are their biggest stars, just the two that WCW pays attention to more.  They should give more attention to their real franchise Sting.  Bark at me all you want about me being a Sting mark, but Sting equals better ratings than all of the other WCW matches.  How about that?
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<h2><b><i>WWF</i></b></h2>

-Well, I got off work early last night, and I was able to catch Heat for the first time in a while.  The show was crazy, as they had Al Snow vs. Head.  That match was severely screwed up, as Al Snow was slamming head off of the stairs, kept hitting it with a chair, piledrived it, and he even put Head on the table and moonsaulted on to it(not breaking the table though).  Other stuff that happened was Paul Wight's smackdown of Mideon.  He gave the big Mideon some rather hard chokeslams.  The Rock came out, and he came out with a cast on his arm that wasn't wrapped around his hand.  The cast was cut off at his wrist, unlike Owen's fake cast a while back.  I was rather tickled by how many e-mails I got about Rock showing up at house shows.  Rather interesting on how many people wanted to point that out to me, like I care.  

-Holy Smokes!  I just read at WWF.com that Shawn Michaels will be at RAW tonight!!  Will everyone's annoying fantasy come true about HBK reforming DX?  We'll see, and it seemed last night on Heat that DX might consist of Kane, X-Pac, and the Road Dogg.  Kane and X-Pac get along now, and X-Pac told Kane not to slam Road Dogg on Heat last night.  I wonder if X-Pac and Kane are still champs.  Hmmm.

-Here's something I just wanted to rant about.  With all of this talk about Chastity being a former porn star, what about the WWF?  They have current porn stars in all of the time to be the Godfather's hoes, and they use strippers all of the time too!  Why on earth are the WWF accusing WCW, when Chastity's movies were way before her career at WCW.  WWF uses current porn stars, so isn't that worse?  Damn hypocrites!
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<h3><b>Phat Chat News!!!</b></h3>

-Well, I'm very very pleased to announce this week's guest for <b>Phat Chat</b> on a special Night this week at <b>Thursday Night at 7:30 EASTERN</b>.  My guest this week is none other than the great <a href="http://www.lordsofpain.net">Lords of Pain/Wrestling Empire</a> Webmaster, <b>Calvin Martin</b>!!!!!  He will be there <b>Thursday Night at 7:30 Eastern</b> to answer any questions that you want to ask him.  To get to <b>Phat Chat</b> by Java, go to <a href="http://talk.to/mrtito">http://talk.to/mrtito</a> OR you can reach it by <b>mIRC</b> by going to the server <b>irc.webchatting.com</b> and the channel <b>#phatchat</b>.  I hope to see you there!!
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@Well, that's it for today.  I was kinda harsh at times today in the column, sorry about that, but that's just my opinion.  Until next time Titomaniacs, just chill...till the next episode!
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