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Is WCW really doomed? Well, for now their company is still making money, but they are on their way down! Why you ask? Well, just look at the ratings. They are now getting manhandled by the WWF. Sure they were beating Raw back in the day, BUT the WWF was showing progress to fight them back, something the WCW isn't showing. WCW seems to be at war with themselves. Their wrestlers are very unhappy with their co-workers. Also, the old men run the company. Hogan especially. He's a damn spotlight hog! He thinks he owns that world belt. When was the last time he won that thing fair and square. That brings up another reason why WCW could be doomed. Too many screwjob finishes. Every match has to be a screwjob finish. None of the wrestlers will do the job, cleanly at least. Every wrestler, especially those past WWF champs, think they should beat everyone, and they will be damned if someone is better than them. Do they have a clue what wrestling really is? Do they know that everything is fixed? They get paid to do whatever for the company, but all the wrestlers get away with it. Their contracts should be enforced, and maybe money should be witheld if they don't do those jobs. Most of the most successful wrestlers at one time were jobbers of some sort. They payed their dues, until it was their deserving time to to get the push. So if they did it then, why not do it now? Besides, when you are too old, and a young tough superstar is coming after you, you have no chance in hell of winning. Not in WCW's case. Now we have their 'G' rating coming on. What that means is WCW will struggle to get heat to their heels. Scott Steiner, their top heat getter now, will be greatly affected by this. Another damn thing that WCW must eliminate to help their company out, is to get rid of lengthy vacations. I swear DDP goes on vacation all the time, especially when they need him. Sting, oh my. I could see maybe taking about 2 or 3 months off to air out personal problems, but any more than that is ridiculous. Of course, the Stinger has been wrestling house shows, and whether it's WCW or Sting himself that's keeping him away from television shows is a mystery. Piper..please retire if you are gonna come and go if you want! Also, WCW needs to get the right wrestlers in the spotlight. Chris Benoit. What the fuck? He's one of the best pound for pound wrestlers in the industry, but no, head booker Kevin Nash and Eric Bischoff are too chickenshit to give him a push. The fans will be getting what they want, so I guess they shouldn't do that, right? Oh please. Another thing they should do, is give up on Bret Hart. They completely misuse him! He should go back to the Calgary Stampede, and bring glory back to that federation. There are many other wrestlers that I could mention that aren't getting their due and are being held back since they aren't Kevin Nash's friends! That's just my opinion. (Credit: Idea for this section, Painlord. Additional insight, Matt Monroe)
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