Welcome one and all to yet another edition of the Phat Daily Column. Well, I have some bad news to start off on this column. The ECW Hardcore Revolution for N64 review will not happen today, as some circumstances out of my control happened. Let's just say that I had the game reserved for Tuesday Night, and some stupid, ignorant, buck-toothed, and lazy kid is 2 days late on the game. Therefore, I couldn't get the game. Hopefully, the kid will get off his fat-ass and bring the game back today so that I can hopefully review it tomorrow. I just hope the kid is happy with the nice fine I told the video game rental place to give him, and I hope he's doing bad in school in school from playing way too many video games! Did I just say that? I sure did, now on to the Phat Daily Column.
-You probably notice some addition ratings information, now don't you? Well, I just want to prove a point. As you can see from the new "In Comparison" section, the ECW on TNN show was only close to WCW Saturday Night. So ECW on TNN is moving up in the ratings? No. WCW is moving down in the ratings. For some odd reason, but Superstars and Livewire shot up this week, far out of ECW on TNN's reach. If ECW on TNN starts beating Saturday Night consistantly, then maybe I MIGHT start agreeing with Rob Van Dam and Joey Styles's prophecy.
-How disturbing can it be for a porno to show up when you are expecting to see No Way Out? That's what happened in Canada, as I'm sure some kids were shocked to see two people without shirts on really go at it!! A couple people were interviewed in Canada about it, and some parents were really upset that their kids got a chance to see some free porn. I'm sure that the parents had a lot of explaining to do to their very young children just before No Way Out officially came on.
-WCW's explanation for Chris Benoit not being on the World Title history is the fact that Benoit's victory was reversed the night after he won it. Ha! If he was still there, I bet that they would list him..but nooo, he left, and WCW is showing him absolutely no respect at all. But that's ok, because Chris Benoit is making it in the WWF. He's enjoying himself, and he's happy to be wrestling there, whereas he was unhappy wrestling in WCW.
-If you have been to Misfits.com, you will see that the Vampiro vs. Jerry Only war is getting really ugly. Jerry Only bashed Vampiro hard on the site, probably blaming Vamp for the Misfits dropping Only. Wasn't Jerry Only the one who said that he wants a title belt around his waste so that he could show his children? Anyway, it seems like many music stars get really close to Vampiro, and then turn bad on him. Take ICP. ICP and Vampiro used to be very close, but then it fell apart, and ICP bashes the hell out of Vampiro when they get the chance. Only is now the next man to step up to the plate. How ridiculous this is becoming!
Oh yeah, I'm proud to say that I've never used any of M.L. Curly's material, nor have I ever tried to read his articles. M.L. Curly is a sick sick man.
@That's all for today. I'll be back tomorrow with the usual Chunder thoughts, as well as other stuff. Hopefully, that crackhead will return Hardcore Revolution so that I can review it for tomorrow. So until then, just chill, till the next episode!
Wrestlemania 2000 Creations!!!!Take Care, and Thanks as always for Reading.