Welcome back to the one and only <b>Phat Daily Column</b>.  We've got Uncensored, joy, tonight!  Will there be a double turn?  We'll see on that kiddies!  On to the <b>PDC</b>.<p><h2><i><b>WCW</i></b></h2>-Here's tonights Uncensored card, along with my predictions.=Booker T vs. Scott Steiner.  With Buff around, Booker T is gonna lose!  Winner:  Scott Steiner=Mikey Whipwreck vs. Kidman?  Kidman will win, but Whipwreck will make a good debut.  Winner:  Kidman=Benoit/Malenko vs. Windham/Hennig in a lumberjack match.  I love lumberjack matches!!!  I say Benoit/Malenko will win the straps because all of those bookers in the back will never give Benoit and Malenko singles pushes.  Winners:  Benoit and Malenko=Saturn vs. Jericho in a dog collar match.  Saturn should win this, but I'm really scared to see what his new gimmick is.  Gimmick changes always win matches.  Winner:  Perry Saturn=Jerry Flynn vs. Earnest Miller with Sonny Onoo.  The Cat has got it in the bag!  Winner:  Earnest Miller=Stevie Ray vs. Vincent for the control of NWO black and white.  I see Stevie Ray getting kicked out of the NWO black and white tonight.  Winner:  Vincent=Hak vs. Bam Bam vs. Raven in a Hardcore match.  First, Bam Bam might not be in this match at all.  Reports say he had a seizure recently.  Whoever's in the match, Raven will win!  Winner:  Raven=Hogan vs. Flair in a cage match with Barbed wire.  Flair won't job to Hogan twice in a row, plus his possible heel turn will win it for him.  Winner:  The Nature Boy...Ric Flair-Sting is either coming back this Monday or next Monday.  If he doesn't come back then, I give up!!  No one, who makes as much as Sting does for wrestling, should take that much time off without being injured.  <p><h2><b><i>WWF</h2></i></b>-The Rock will most likely be kicked out of the Corperation at the Monday after Wrestlemania.  This will finally calm everyone that e-mails me down asking "when will Rock go back to face".  I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone asked that, because I would never have to worry about money again!-Jim Ross, in the new Ross Report, strikes down the stupid report about him using novacain to make his face look worse.  I'm glad he cleared that up.  That was a stupid rumor.  Jim Ross also said he'll try to announce Raw this Monday.  I hope he comes back to the announcer's table soon!-Marc Mero is gonna undergo elbow surgery soon.  I say, release Mero.  He's nothing but a jobber that gets too much television time.  If it weren't for his beautiful wife Sable, he would be looking for a job elsewhere.  <p>@Well, that's all I have you today.  <i>This is Mr. Tito, the ONLY phat daily columnist, signing off!</i>  Have a nice day.<p><b>Just a quick note.  The world of boxing has gone to wrestling's endings by having a complete screwjob last night with the Holyfield-Lewis match.  How pathetic.</b><p><a href="http://www.thewu.com"><h2><b>Click Here for the Wrestling Union Newsboard!!!</b><h2></a>