Welcome back to the one and only Phat Daily Column. We've got Uncensored, joy, tonight! Will there be a double turn? We'll see on that kiddies! On to the PDC.
WCW-Here's tonights Uncensored card, along with my predictions.=Booker T vs. Scott Steiner. With Buff around, Booker T is gonna lose! Winner: Scott Steiner=Mikey Whipwreck vs. Kidman? Kidman will win, but Whipwreck will make a good debut. Winner: Kidman=Benoit/Malenko vs. Windham/Hennig in a lumberjack match. I love lumberjack matches!!! I say Benoit/Malenko will win the straps because all of those bookers in the back will never give Benoit and Malenko singles pushes. Winners: Benoit and Malenko=Saturn vs. Jericho in a dog collar match. Saturn should win this, but I'm really scared to see what his new gimmick is. Gimmick changes always win matches. Winner: Perry Saturn=Jerry Flynn vs. Earnest Miller with Sonny Onoo. The Cat has got it in the bag! Winner: Earnest Miller=Stevie Ray vs. Vincent for the control of NWO black and white. I see Stevie Ray getting kicked out of the NWO black and white tonight. Winner: Vincent=Hak vs. Bam Bam vs. Raven in a Hardcore match. First, Bam Bam might not be in this match at all. Reports say he had a seizure recently. Whoever's in the match, Raven will win! Winner: Raven=Hogan vs. Flair in a cage match with Barbed wire. Flair won't job to Hogan twice in a row, plus his possible heel turn will win it for him. Winner: The Nature Boy...Ric Flair-Sting is either coming back this Monday or next Monday. If he doesn't come back then, I give up!! No one, who makes as much as Sting does for wrestling, should take that much time off without being injured.
WWF-The Rock will most likely be kicked out of the Corperation at the Monday after Wrestlemania. This will finally calm everyone that e-mails me down asking "when will Rock go back to face". I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone asked that, because I would never have to worry about money again!-Jim Ross, in the new Ross Report, strikes down the stupid report about him using novacain to make his face look worse. I'm glad he cleared that up. That was a stupid rumor. Jim Ross also said he'll try to announce Raw this Monday. I hope he comes back to the announcer's table soon!-Marc Mero is gonna undergo elbow surgery soon. I say, release Mero. He's nothing but a jobber that gets too much television time. If it weren't for his beautiful wife Sable, he would be looking for a job elsewhere.
@Well, that's all I have you today. This is Mr. Tito, the ONLY phat daily columnist, signing off! Have a nice day.
Just a quick note. The world of boxing has gone to wrestling's endings by having a complete screwjob last night with the Holyfield-Lewis match. How pathetic.
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