Welcome back to the one and only Phat Daily Column. It's a slow newsday for this wonderful Superbowl Sunday, as there are no pay per views to hype up obviously. We do have some halftime Heat this year, with Stone Cold Steve Austin making his first television interview. Should be some good stuff. Well anyway, let's get right to the PDC, cosidering this is my second time typing it thanks to my shitty computer.
-My God, what am I thinking? I reported sometime earlier in the week that ICP was pissed at Vampiro about not joining their federation, and I haven't talked about it? What is wrong with me? I bet that ICP made the offer to Vampiro, as they wanted him to be their top star in their so-called federation, and he probably just joked around when he said that he would join them. When it came time to sign a deal, Vampiro turned it down, and ICP had a hissy fit about it. Now, they aren't so good of friends anymore. You know, one thing that can be said about both ICP's federation and WCW, is the fact that no matter what, you'll be working for stupid clowns!!
-Shanedouglas.com sent word yesterday that Shane Douglas still hasn't accepted offers from either the WWF or ECW like some other darned sites have reported. I'd have to believe the official site on this one, because I'm not convinced that the burning bridges have been put out in the WWF, or that ECW would have anything new for him to do. If you didn't know, Shane Douglas had a rough time as "Dean" Douglas in the WWF, and he wasn't too thrilled with the Kliq controlling everything. He got out of the WWF as soon as he could, and went back to ECW where he was always bashing the WWF and Shawn Michaels. As for his stay in ECW, he's done it all. What else could he have accomplished? Nothing. I suppose Paul Heyman was burnt out on ideas for him, and that's why he didn't mind Shane tending to different offers to leave WCW. It seems that he's sticking it out in WCW now for these reasons, and still making damn good money too. I wonder how long it will take for the backstage to really get angered about his staying with WCW...oh wait, they are already to that point. Don't be surprised if WCW releases him.
-A couple people are suggesting that the mention of Undertaker's return getting delayed 4 more months now is a possible swerve by the WWF, you know, to shock us when he returns. If so, the very show which he returns will get a big fat F for lying to the fans hard if he just so happens to return very shortly. That's one thing that I'm getting sick of these days, and that's false injuries. Fans really care for their favorite superstars, and they feel like they've been punched in the face when an injury covers an angle or a swerve. It's not shock value when they return when thinking they've been hurt, it's just plain garbage.
@That's it for this quality edition of Mr. Tito's Phat Daily Column. I'll be back tomorrow with more of the same, with some Monday Night previews. So stay tuned for tomorrow, and just chill till the next episode. Oh yeah, I predict that the Titans, who I've backed in this column for a while now, will win the Superbowl.
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