Welcome to one of the lovely weekend editons of Mr. Tito's Phat Daily Column. Yes, I do continue this column throughout the weekend, while others take a break. Besides, how could I miss reviewing ECW on TNN? Well, anyway, there is a lot of anticipation now for No Way Out tomorrow, with many storylines getting ready for Wrestlemania, along with a few possible returns to the WWF. Let's not waste anytime, on to the PDC.
But first....A very special thanks to Doug Bratcher for the LoP/Mr. Tito Sign. It's greatly appreciated, and I'm very thankful for each and everytime a sign like that pops up in the crowds. Once again, thank you very much Doug! This makes #7, I do believe, for me.
-Smackdown did a 4.9 on Thursday, which is a pretty good score I guess. I felt that Smackdown had it's ups and downs Thursday, as while throwing Rock through the glass window was great, but dragging Mick Foley in a cage with a stupid bus was terrible. The matches, overall, were pretty decent. I'd say that the match of the Night was the DX vs. Too Cool/Rikishi match. Like a few readers have told me, DX was selling everything that little Too Cool was giving to them, which says a lot. The members of DX aren't like the main eventers in WCW, as they don't mind helping younger talent get over!
My God, there isn't much news around WCW these days...
Alright, many readers, after I asked for it, sent in e-mails, and they proclaimed that I'm a ECW mark this week. Oh joy, you can't understand this tingly feeling that I'm getting! Well anyway, since my gimmick this week is to be an ECW mark, why not become a shill for them as well. That's right, now I could praise ever show that they do, even if it totally sucks. I could strike down any ECW news or rumors that float around, and I could also praise workers who nobody has heard of before. Now wouldn't that be fun? Oh yeah, I could also think that ECW on TNN is the greatest thing since sliced bread since they are getting around 1.2 ratings, which is only 0.3 higher than when they started about 6 Months Ago!!! Didn't Russo claim that he could turn around WCW in 6 months? Anyway.....
Sandman comes out, and it's go time!!! Is it just me, or does Sandman not work well with Rhino? The match seemed kind of clustered to me, but that's my opinion. Good spots here and there, but the overall match seemed to not have a flow. Anyway, everyone and their mother comes running down, and Rhino gets Disqualified for having Tajiri spitting, like the Great Muta and Kabuki before him, in Sandman's face. DQs in ECW? Oh, TNN's boy, Super Crazy, then made the save. Joy.
Doring and Roadkill. These guys are two good performers, but they are guys that casual ECW fans could care less about. They fought the Dupps, who probably have parents that are brother and sister. I wonder when Roadkill and Doring will get a tag title shot, because whenever that happens, maybe on a pay per view, you can smell the buyrate!
Raven/Dreamer vs. Impact Players was a good match, but it was a repeat of last week, but only this time, Dreamer was blinded and he was the one who gave a DDT to Francine. Of course, Raven, the big baby that he is for Francine anymore, took Francine to the back, and he let Tommy Dreamer get his ass kicked. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this. During the match, Dreamer nailed Storm with DVD off the top through a table! OH MY GOD!! Ahem. Impact Players destroy Dreamer, and do their own stupid poses in the end. At the end of the show, James Vandenberg is in the back laughing his ass off at what happened tonight, as he brought down the powder that blinded Dreamer. This whole angle is really bizarre.
@That's all for this dreaded edition of the Phat Daily Column. I'll be back tomorrow to botch up some No Way Out predictions, so until then, just chill till the next episode. This was Mr. Tito, I shill for nobody, signing off!
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