Welcome back to the Phat Daily Column. Tonight is a special night, which means it's Monday Night wrestling! Easily the best night to be a wrestling fan! Oh yeah, Superbrawl came and went last night, which could make for an interesting Nitro. Of course, Nitro was unopposed last week, and WCW could be lucky that I missed last week's show. All of this and more, so on to the PDC.

WWF

-I caught the quality show that still exists, believe it or not, called WWF Superstars for the first time in a long time this morning. It's still a good show, even though it's now on at 10 am on USA on Sundays now. They had some additional explanations for the stupid Bus storyline from Smackdown. I laughed hard when I heard it. Kevin Kelly, I do believe it was him narrating, and he said that Mick Foley, Kane, and Paul Bearer were dropped off somewhere in town. Gee, who let them out of the luggage compartment? The busdriver? I'd think that the busdriver would never return if he was the one letting the wrestlers out of the compartment, therefore, you would never see the bus come down. Therefore, it makes no sense! Also, for the Rock's escape, Kelly said that there was a special lache on the door of the luggage compartment. Why couldn't Kane, Bearer, or Cactus Jack use that too? Stupid, stupid, stupid. You are probably asking why I keep dogging the WWF on this. Well, a very stupid angle like this one only comes around every once in a while, so it's just the spur of the moment!

-Tonight, the WWF gets to attempt to impress us to buy their upcoming pay per view, No Way Out. The line up for RAW is very predictable, as it will be the same things happening. DX/Radicals and Big Show vs. Mick Foley, Rock, Too Cool, Rikishi, and Kane. Probably lots of good matches between the two, and matches with run-ins and interference as well. Expect lots of added heat on the Kurt Angle vs. Chris Jericho feud, because it only started last Monday. Also, more from Headcheese, and expect something with the Dudleys and New Age Outlaws, you know, to hype up their match this Sunday. They have both been in other feuds, so it's now time to get together and heat things up!

WCW

-Ouch, I went for 5 for 11 on my quality Superbrawl predictions. Sorry, I'm only human, which I end up explaining when I botch up predictions.

-Hey, Sting came back! That helps to keep me watching WCW in this time off need, because there is nobody in the business like the Stinger! I guess those rumors that Sting wasn't coming back until the situation at WCW was cleared up weren't true, now were they? Hopefully, WCW does something big with this man. WCW has lost a small chunk of their core fans, and with Sting, they can help get them back. I just hope the damn politics don't hold Sting back, as he's the only dinosaur that hasn't been on the verge of extinction in WCW yet.

-Oh joy, the 3 Count and Norman Smiley feud will now continue with Norman losing tonight. Can't they hear the pops for Smiley?!? Get them Miracle Ear, because the cheers are so loud when he comes out. Lords knows he needs to get pushed, as he's not a friend of Nash's, nor is he over 40 years old. So sad, as he could help put WCW on the right track!

-Oh God, Roddy Piper is back. Good thing Sting came back.......

-Scott Hall was the man who got pinned tonight, as I'm hoping that WCW exterminates that pest real soon. Speaking of Scott Hall...when I mentioned that somebody should write a song called "Drunken Scott Hall", two people wrote songs, and sent them to me! I'll have those at the very end of this column.

-Please release Booker T from WCW. I know that he hasn't asked for it, but just do it anyway. I'm tired of seeing one of the most talented wrestler in the business misused like he is. Booker T has so much damn talent in his pinky than many have overall, but yet WCW is so fucking stupid not to recognize it. Yeah, let's have a fat-assed Ahmed Johnson get put over by him. You wonder why the ratings are dropping! It's this bullshit right here!

-So what on earth will happen on Nitro tonight? That's really hard to say, because it's hard to say if Piper or Sting are fully recovered from their arm injuries. Also, Hulk Hogan comes and goes as he wants to anymore, so it's hard to say if he's stirring anything tonight. I'm hoping that Sting is ready to wrestle tonight, but an appearance will do for me. I hope that WCW puts their company in a new direction after tonight, because there is still some hope. But, by putting over fat-assed Ahmed Johnson, who I refuse to call Big T, Stevie Ray, and whoever was with them tonight instead of one of the best talents in wrestling(Booker T) is just simply ridiculous. I wouldn't doubt that the new Cruiserweight Champ, Prince Iaukea, will drop the strap to somebody tonight. I would love to see the strap go off Brian Knobbs's waste immediately. I also hope that they do something new with Norman Smiley!

@That's it for today's column. I'll be back tomorrow with the dreaded Monday Night Impressions, so until then, just chill...till the next episode!

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"Drunken Scott Hall" by Basballje, which goes to the tune of Johnny Cash's "Drunken Ira Hayes"

Gather round me, fans, and a story I will tell
About a brave aging wrestler you should remember well
From the company of WCW, a young talent lacking group,
They were based in Atlanta, Georgia and traveled over the land.
They have existed for about 13 years and kept on going on,
Till the WWF stole the best of their talent and Chris Kanyon wanted out.
Now Scott's company needed talent, and their power plant didn't appeal.
But when the title match came, he couldn't board the plane.

Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.

They started up a match at Superbrawl, involving three men,
But only one was in condition to fight that match.
And when the fight was over and the belt raised
The one man who held it high, was not drunken Scott Hall.

Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Now, Scott returned to Florida, fired from his job
He was drunk, and high and wasted, his wife stayed away.
But he was just a washed up wrestler-- no job, no belt, no chance--
And at home nobody cared what Scott had done, but Vince gave him a call.
Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke. .

Then Scott started working hard, Stamford was often his home.
They let him win the belt there and lose it like you'd do to a jobber.
He got drunk early one morning, alone in the home he'd forgot to mortage.
Vince took away his contract in a few minutes was the retirement for Scott Hall.

Call him drunken Scott Hall --
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.
Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.

Yes, call him drunken Scott Hall,
But his career will be known,
And his contract is laying outside
In the garbage where Vince threw it
Call him drunken Scott Hall--
He won't wrestle anymore,
Not the whiskey-drinking wrestler
Or the substance abusing joke.

"Drunken Scott Hall" by Quiet Storm

Here is a song about Drunken Scott Hall,
the WCW wrestler who always stumbles and falls.
Misses six months due to being so drunk,
comes back and wrap's a U.S. Title around his trunks.
Then goes AWOL and is nowhere to be found,
he was probably drinking beer and going to bars all around.
Comes back again and immediatly gets a push,
gawd I don't know what got into Bill Busch.
Then Hall goes to Germany and loses to a jobber,
which causes him to go and drink some more fine German sloger.
He then tries to board a plane but can't get on,
he was too drunk and shortly after the plane was gone.
So he missed a Nitro and was still added to the PPV,
guess drunk or not WCW thinks Hall=Ratings.
Now that is the story of Drunken Scott Hall,
who much like WCW is on their downfall...