|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Hey everybody...it's time...it's Bad Tito time. Yes, unfortunately, you've entered my world. Anything goes here, and there's nothing you can do about it. Ha. Anyway, lots to bitch about this week, so why do I keep wasting time trying to make up a intro?
Peg Leg I just love how a 45 or so year old man(Hogan) can limp his way to the ring with a bad leg that was hit by a baseball bat, and then clear the entire ring or three very accomplished wrestlers. What garbage. He even fended off someone attacking him with the baseball bat, and all of this comes to us with his bum knee. Now I'm not going to bash Hogan, so save your hate letters for another day, but this ranting would be the same for anyone. At least make it somewhat believeable. I know wrestling now admits that it's fake, but come on. Someone with a badly hurt leg clearing the ring against 3 very accomplished wrestlers? Yeah, that's believeable..about as believeable that Benoit will get the respect he fucking deserves.
ECW needs to make TNN get some Balls!!!! Seriously. TNN gave the controversial comeback of roller derby a huge ass push in advertisements, but for ECW, nooo, they don't give a shit. They just expect the fans to automatically know this. They expect for internet writers to spread the word. Horseshit! For one, ECW is mainly based in the East, with a few other spots here and there. The Western side hasn't been exposed to ECW, so how the fuck would they know that ECW is going to have a TNN show without advertisement? Also, take into account that not everyone has the internet. So how are you going to get the word out TNN? Wake up TNN before you go off on ECW for not bringing in ratings.
Bad week for WWF? Well, after Unforgiven, and a non wrestling RAW, the WWF did take a lot of heat since everyone already called it as the 'WWF's downfall'. I don't think so. As long as the WWF has the McMahons running the show, nothing will take them down. They only thing that can hurt the WWF now is if the overall interest in wrestling drops, like it did in the early 90's. That's the only thing that they should fear....besides trying to put on 2 top notch shows a week, however, they seem to be handling that well. Not that I'm impressed with how RAW is anymore, but it still beats Nitro easily everyweek. Smackdown is doing great, and the Seasonal Premieres of Thursday ratings were down. Hmmm.
Internet Bitching Yes, my forum. A thing that I've seen for a while is internet feuds. No, I'm not talking via e-mail, I'm talking about totally bashing another reporter or columnist in a post or column. Since one hates another, they rip them in their column hoping to draw attention to themselves and make the other look bad. Losers. Readers themselves, who could absolutely give a fuck about internet wrestling politics, don't want to see that shit. They, time and time again, just want wrestling news and information. If they wanted to see reporters/columnists getting bashed, they could go to one of those gay newsboards where everyone rants about the internet. But if you are apart of the news pages, just write news. Save the bashing for the fuck-ups.
Hacking Why is it that everytime I hear about a hack, it's another webmaster or a reporter from another page doing it? Too much jealousy in this world, as one reporter could be giving you some great wrestling news and the next minute he's hacking the fuck out of your page. Yes, very nice. There is too much jealousy among pages on the internet. It's gone to the point where individuals will join a page just to spam the hell out of them. Geesh. Oh well, maybe one day they will learn not to fuck with personal property and grow the balls and concentrate on themselves to become big instead of destroying others to eliminate all competiton.
Big Shit Yes, there are reporters out there who think they are 'God's gift to the world'. Please. Those reporters brag about how exclusive their news is, and how they are the best! Oh well, maybe one day they will realize that you can't get nowhere on the net acting like that. Who really cares if you think you are so great. All someone has to do is read your material, know where your news came from, and then you're fucked because what makes you think that you're great, has just been exposed. Like I always say, just shup up and post!
Stealing Multimedia Come on, why do idiots on the net continually do this. They steal themes, pictures, movie clips, and anything you can name for their sites. Why? Because they can't get off their asses themselves and they must rely on others to do the work. This is unfair to those who spend hours providing you with movie clips and sounds everyweek, for you to just steal them and claim they are yours on your page. People take for granted the hardwork that some people put into features on their site. Hopefully, they will gain a conscience one day.
That does it for this lovely edition of Bad Tito. Hope you've enjoyed it. Remember, this column is TOTALLY opinionated, so don't have a shit about it!
Being my fucking self,
Ain't that some shit?!?