|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Another edition of Bad Tito is upon us. Yes indeed. This is my forum, and my words. No control, no censorship, no nothing. Just me airing out what I feel on the wrestling world as well as the internet world. Why? Because I said so. In this column, I write what I want. Just wanted to get that out of the way because many readers of this fucking column still don't get it. Oh well.
Where to start?
ECW repetition! Yes, I got lots of e-mail asking me why I bitched about Rob Van Dam and Jerry Lynn fighting each other every week. Well, when I watched the show when the Impact Players ran in, I noticed that the match, which has been fought many many times, had a repetition of moves. The moves were a variation of the ones in the first edition of ECW is TNN. Also, I just rip on it because if a new viewer sees the same wrestlers fight one another each show, they will begin to think that ECW doesn't have the talent to carry the show, but they really do! Besides, Jerry Lynn always ends up losing those matches, and not to rip on Lynn's ability, but Rob Van Dam has held that TV belt forever. It's time for RVD to step up the world title. RVD, in my opinion, is the most talented wrestler in ECW today. He could have left many times, but he's very loyal to ECW. Give him a World Title shot!!
WCW Midcard Matches in Nitro. Why does WCW do this everyweek. When RAW and Monday Night Football start, what does Nitro have for us for their 9-13 show? Disco Inferno vs. Erik Watts!!! Now if I was a true WWF fan checking out Nitro, I would have said 'Fuck this' and turned to RAW. I watched the match though. It wasn't bad, as it had a few decent moves, but it wasn't anything spectacular to grab ratings in my opinion. The fellas backstage creating Nitro need to realize that they need a blockbuster match to counter RAW's opening. They do not need some lamo mid-card match. Just look, they got a 2.8 for the second hour of Nitro. I think I've proved my point, so therefore, Nitro needs to grow some balls when opening the second hour.
Jeff Jarrett is a disgrace. I truly don't like this angle with Jeff Jarrett. Now sure, if a woman wants to challenge Jarrett for his title, they should be ready to take on a heavyweight. Even though Jarrett purposely hits the women with hard moves during the matches, that's not where I'm concerned. It's the bullshit after the matches where he attacks women with Guitars and figure fours. I don't like that, and it's not needed. Jarrett should just beat whatever woman he fights in the ring, and leave, not continue to attack. I really hope Chyna beats the shit out of Jarrett.
Internet Bitching: Believe it or not, we have lives. Yes, it's time to address this because many idiots still don't get it. Alright, just so everyone knows, most internet posters or columnists do what they do because it's a hobby. Yes, that's what I said, a hobby! We do it for fun because A) we love wrestling, and B) we love to play around on the internet. Most of us are college students just doing it on the side to have fun during the free time we have during school. Most of us, are doing this for free! We do it because we enjoy doing it, not because we should have other things to do.
|Some still don't get it though. Just so you know, just about everyone who provides news or columns does it for free! That's right. I produce Daily Columns, for free!! Many call the hotlines, which are very expensive, for free just to provide wrestling information for everyone to enjoy. Why do we continually do this? Because we really enjoy it! When people try to get on us about it, claiming that we have no lives for what we do, they should look in the mirror. We only do it for fun. Some, however, take it as a lifetime job, but if it's what they like to do, let them be. As long as they are enjoying themselves doing what they do, they don't deserve to be told off in an e-mail.
Remember that folks, because we do all of this for fun. I curse and bitch at everything in this column for fun! I write my PDC everyday for fun. Get it? If anything, we should be appreciated for providing information and reading material for free! Now those other guys who get payed for what they do, yes, you can bitch at them because that's their job. :) But for those who do it just for fun, we don't need to be told off. We don't need to be told we have no lives. Just so you know, I mostly write my stuff in the mornings or early afternoons or I'll do it really late at night when I get home from going out. That's it! Many of the others do the same thing. We have social lives, we have jobs, and most of all we do go to school as well. So the next time you decide to tell one of us off, just think about it before you do it.
#That's it for this beotch today! Remember, this column called 'Bad Tito' is very opinionated, so don't have a shit about it!!! Anyways, I'm outta here. Thanks for reading.
Dangerous with an opinion,
How ya like those apples?