|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Oh my God, it's time once again for another fabulous edition of Bad Tito. I know, you all missed it, and you've been anticipating this issue for a while now, right? Whatever. Many of you have noticed that my columns have been ripping apart certain things in wrestling. Well, yes. A few things have bothered me, just like the everyday wrestling fan. So I figured, why not let it all out in a Bad Tito. Oh it will be such wonderful fun!
Fuck off, or I'll shove you in the luggage compartment of a bus!!! You better recognize that threat, as a few WWF wrestlers or personalities got that punishment on the critically acclaimed Smackdown. That was so lame of the WWF. Hell, it was even lamer to paste "DX Express" on it for that fucking purpose of shoving face wrestlers into it and driving away. I thought the WWF was a place with perfect shows and perfect storylines? I don't think so. Sure, they are at the top of their game, but they have lots of flaws. Throwing wrestlers into a fucking luggage compartment of a bus is one that totally missed in my opinion. But I guess when you are on top, you can try anything, right?
Will Mark Henry Ever Wrestle Again? No, he's too busy in another angle which will never give the former OLYMPIC Weightlifter any recognition. I'm wondering how he personally feels about his angles. Let's see here....he's got head from a transvestite, admitted to sleeping with his sister, and then he knocks up a 79 year old woman. Is that something to honor a former Olympic Champion with? Well, I guess he doesn't give a fuck about anything when he's getting paid well with the 10 year contract that he's currently in. Who would have ever known that Mark Henry would be eating edible panties off of a 79 year old woman when he first signed on with the WWF.
One thing that I still can't get is how the marks just love to circle around me when I bash their precious wrestlers and shows. Now I don't mind the comments that prove a point, and/or the ones that look professional, but the e-mails with "FUCK YOU TITO!! TOO COOL RULES!!" or "EAT SHIT! ECW IS THE BEST" comments in them show ignorance. Do you think that cursing at me will change my mind on my opinions in any way possible? I mean, what are curse words or threats when you are miles away at another computer, and not right here, right now telling me off in my face. Be professional. All I ask is that if you have a bone to pick with me, have the balls and be professional about it.
Oh yeah, how about these apples. People claim that I'm a (insert federation here) mark, so let me show you where I stand.
ECW has alright wrestlers, and good overall matches, but there are a lot of things that they are lacking. They never care to put big names on their TNN shows, and they expect fans to get addicted by putting on decent matches with midcarders that new fans have never heard of. They also seem to be really cocky about themselves, claiming that they were the first hardcore federation around. Bullshit. People were going through tables, getting hit with chairs, having barbedwire matches, and getting bloody way before ECW was considered Extreme. They also claim that their talent is better than the Big 2. Yeah, that's funny, because all of their main eventers jump and get their asses kicked by Big 2 midcarders.
WWF is at the top right now, but they love to attempt anything for shock value. I hate their Mark Henry Angles, as they are a complete waste sometimes. The Stephanie-Triple H saga has gone on for way longer than it should have, and if it weren't for the Radicals changing things, the WWF would be really hard to watch right now. The WWF has had some good "wrestling" matches lately, but as a result, their storylines have died out somewhat. You know, throwing people into fucking luggage compartments isn't exactly good writing. Now with WCW dwindling, the WWF will get cocky once again, and you never know what talent could slip.
WCW is the target of really bad management and morale. They are losing wrestlers to releases and injuries, and there is lots of talk about some changes to come for the future. At some instance, I feel bad for WCW, and at another, I don't because they refuse to put over younger talent. They still love to work with the dinosaurs, even though all of them are either hurt or extinct. Wrestlers like Booker T or Vampiro have been busting their asses, only to continue jobbing to other idiots or to be put in angles that give their careers bad direction. They are really hurting in the ratings now, and somebody has to bust their balls before it's too late.
And finally, Thanks to the asshole at a certain website which claims to get 100,000 hits a day for continually copying and pasting my news everyday. He's a quality Newsboard Administrator of this certain site, which really shows how good the site truly is. It's really funny too, because the douchebag will either copy and paste what I compiled from a certain site and credit that site, or he'll just steal all of my news and give no credit to nobody. That's sad, as I really feel bad for the people who rely on this so called 100,000 hit a day site for any wrestling information. Oh well, he's probably just some fucking ignorant kid who's on the net all day.
#My lord, it's soo fun to curse whenever I want in this column. It's a nice change sometimes, especially with some anger from a shitty day at work before you. Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed this damned edition of Bad Tito, because I'm probably going to get a slap on the wrist for writing it. Whatever! Maybe in a week or so, I'll write another. If not, just remember this image: