Bad Tito

Ah yes, another edition. I was surprised at the response of the first one, especially since it was created around 3 weeks ago. Anyways, I'm back to raise some more hell. So let's get on with the pain, shall we?

Mail This - I must be doing something right lately. This segment was intended to verbally bash hatemail, but I don't seem to get any these days. I must be correct on my opinions. Oh well. Maybe one day after I piss someone off in this column, I'll re-open this section. Until then, I'm saying fuck it.

Hate Me Now

Sid really sucks! - Am I the only one who thinks Sid is a big joke now? He's fucking terrible in the ring now, and the only time he looks decent is when he powerbombs the shit out of a jobber. All WCW is pushing for is to be Goldberg's bitch. He gets a clean win over Sting, a rather undeserved win, but very courteous of Sting, and he'll just be screaming Goldberg's name later. How pathetic. Besides, do you ever watch Sid when he's in an actual match? He's so slow now. He's obviously lost that talent he used to have back in the day.

WCW's small loss is ECW's Huge gain! - Raven might be not much of a loss to WCW, but my oh my will ECW be loving Raven now that he's back! This will help ECW get that step closer to becoming part of the Big 2 (WCW excluded). Raven was the top heel in ECW a few years ago, and he was one of the top draws. Now that ECW has TNN to showcase their talent, they can show how to use Raven properly, and make him a force. I just hope Raven ditches that 'What about Me' shit. It made him look like such a panzy.

Screw UPN! - Damn it, everyone keeps telling me what a great show Smackdown is. Oh yes, that's so nice. Thanks for rubbing it in. But hey, I get to see Chunder everyweek instead. I just love seeing those Nitro replays. Anyways, why the hell is the WWF making Smackdown their #1 show now? It's taped for one, and it's on UPN, a shitty channel for the other. I was hoping it could have been on WB, since I have two of those fuckers. Too bad dirty Time Warner, who owns WCW, owns WB. Oh well, I'll stop being a bitch since I can't see Smackdown, and appreciate seeing the clips of Smackdown on Media Player, which doesn't work for a shit on my computer. Yay!

Internet bitching: Taking shots at other writers or columnists in posts or columns - This is what pisses me off about the internet sometimes. Well, not sometimes, all the damn time! Everyone makes those gay as hell boards which rip on internet reporters. All they do is bitch, bitch, bitch about what one does or how one writes. Why not shut the fuck up? Are you no better than them? I get so tired of seeing people rip the shit out of a reporter or writer. Why? Jealousy? Yes. Or maybe they didn't answer their e-mail or get hooked up with a job at the site they work for. Also, why is everyone making posts about ripping on another site? Most sites that do that are worse than the site they rip on!

So I ask, why bitch about certain reporters in a post? When you bitch about another reporter, does that make you such a high shit? I don't think so. It only makes you look bad, and in this world of internet wrestling, it isn't too wise to be the one bitching if you want to make it big somewhere. I will admit however, that some of the reporters deserve it. Those who reword hotline reports, copy and paste news, and the ones who think they are 'all that' about posting on the internet fucking deserve it. Still, why bitch about someone in a post? The only ones who actually care about seeing another reporter take a shot are the reporters themselves. The fans who visit the sites for news and views don't really care who the reporter hates. They just want some motherfucking news!!! So all I can say about bashing reporters in posts is to shut the fuck up, and post what the fans want, not who sucks or who blows in internet wrestling.

Basically, most of the reporter's bashing comes because they know they can hide behind the keyboard. Yes, I could fill this fucking column with reporter's or columnist's names, but what point would that make? I would just be bashing them without them being here in my face. Not to say I'm chickenshit of a reporter, I just think talk is cheap on the internet. Anyone can make threats or talk shit with a keyboard and sitting in the confort of your home miles away. That's just too easy. Oh well, maybe some of those bashers will someday grow some balls and just post what needs to be posted.

That's it for this quality edition of Bad Tito. I love going off in this column, it's so much fun!! Like the PDC, this is opinionated, so don't have a shit about it!! If you do get angered reading these columns, take some prozak, maybe some tranquilizers, the works before reading. We here at the Evolution are only speaking our minds and opinions because we love it!!

One Bad Motherfucker,
Mr. Tito

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