|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Unfortuately for you, Bad Tito has returned. Yes, it has been a long time since I've wrote this column, but SORRY that I couldn't fit it into my time schedule. You know, I only write 7 other columns a week, plus with school, personal life, work, and whatever else, this will be the one who gets cut out of the schedule. I found some spare time today, so I said "why not". So enjoy.
People kept asking me when I'd fire or release the Professor Frank McHone for NOT updating his column Getting Educated. The truth is he will never be released or fired. Why would I release a friend of over a year? Me and Frank go way back, as I used to work with him on Matt Monroe's Diamond Cutter Union, and later I worked on the Wrestling Union with Frank, as well as James Phire back then. We have history, and I've always enjoyed Frank's writings. As for the rest of the Phat Farm, I think that right now, I have the most solid crew yet. They all update when scheduled, and they give it their all each day that they write...and I thank them all for that.
You want my comments on Federations stripping websites of their multimedia, well then here goes. When a few multimedia sites received some notices to lose certain mulitmedia or get sued, I got hammered with e-mails to speak out on this. I wasn't about to speak out on it. Why? Because the Wrestling Organizations have already nailed us with those same restrictions, and it's about damn time that the other sites suffered the same fate! Only their fate has occurred many months after us. Now, without the multimedia, the sites should shut up and move on, and not get their readers to e-mail the organizations about what they did.
Wow, the amount of sites on the net are decreasing, or the once powerhouse sites are dying off. It's amazing when you look back about a year and a half ago when there were many sites in the 10,000 range, and now their are only a few. You could say that the OVERALL interest in wrestling is down, or that just many fans have already got a taste of the internet world, as there is too much fighting and bickering between reporters, and said "fuck it", and got on with their lives. Either that, or as a 13 year old, they decided to finally get a life. Whatever, the interest in internet wrestling has dropped.
I like how there are so many fucking Stock Market experts on the net. Assholes. You know, when I see a sizeable drop in the WWF's stock, like it went up to around 17 when the XFL was announced, and dropped to around 12 later on that day. Yeah, when it fucking drops $5, it looks like a small decrease in the WWF's stock to me, and that's what I mentioned. A bunch of assholes, who probably use the Wallstreet Journal to wrap presents with or make paper hats out of it, e-mail me and tell me that the WWF stock is doing great. Gee, in the recent issue of NEWSWEEK, which I read, it said that "despite the WWF's poor performance in the stockmarket....". I think that NEWSWEEK is a very good source, and a very smart one too, so I say to all of the assholes who e-mail me, bitching on how stupid I am about WWF stock, to Fuck off...just like Kid Rock and Eminem sing.
ECW is screwed anymore because they lost Rob Van Dam to injury, and Sabu to Dubbya Cee Dubbya. Who else is there to watch now? Well, they have some talented midcarders, but nothing spectacular. They could push the Impact Players...nah. Raven? Yeah, if they get him out of his PUSSY mode. Tajiri? Yeah, if they allow him to defeat Super Crazy. Rhino? Not just yet, he's too young! How about Tommy Dreamer? That man has busted his ass for ECW, but yet all they can do is make him a Tag Champ for a few months. Oh please. Give him a shot!
WCW is truly in a bad situation, but yet they have the cockiness from the Russo era. They think they can continue to put older wrestlers in strange angles, and somehow get huge ratings. WRONG! Why not try letting wrestlers like Kanyon, Booker T, or Vampiro headline the show sometime? Those 3 are breakout stars who have never had the chance to shine. Sure, give or take a television title or so, but nothing to plant them into WCW's future, a future which is uncertain with the losses of Chris Benoit, Perry Saturn, Eddy Guerrero, and Dean Malenko. They are hurting in the midcard talent department now, and they have nobody to push up to the main event status, which is lackluster lately.
WWF continues to be on top, but I really hope they don't get too large of an ego about it. I hope that Vince McMahon knows what he is doing when he opens the XFL, and not that he just thinks that he's fucking Superman by creating a new, and successful league. The WWF is getting overloaded with talent now, as I hope that no jealousy breaks out. You just debuted a former WCW World Champ (Benoit), and a former ECW World Champ (Tazz), so it could be hard for them to start over again, going from the bottom, up.
Wrestling is proving to be much clearer than Football, as it seems that there isn't a day that goes by that an NFL player isn't arrested for attempted murder, murder, robbery, drug and weapons possession, and/or domestic violence. With wrestling, the main cause of controversy are the deaths, which are mainly caused by wrestlers harming themselves! NFL football players do harm to others, so why the fuck do they still point the finger at the WWF when a controversy happens? Fucking douchebag associated press and the rest of the media world has their certain prejudice against wrestling. They are sooo jealous of it's recent success that they bash anything bad that happens, when the NFL lately has been twice as worse! Duh!
#I suppose that's all of my Evil efforts for this week. Who knows, I might be back, or I might not. It depends on if I feel like it or not. See, I have this freedom because I'm not going to fire myself!!!! Besides, the Phat Farm is meant to have 6 spots of developing writers. So I'm allowed to slack off! HA!