By Your Hero, Mr. Tito
Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's gone insane, he's going crazy!!

Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!

What better way to let off some stress from the beginning of the school quarter with an edition of Bad Tito! Unfortunately for you, the bastard has come out of me, and it's going to translate into a column. Joy joy joy!!! Oh yeah, I'm staying with last week's and the week before's theme on doing the ads. I guess nobody who abuses ads reads this retarded column. Oh well, it gives me a chance to make fun of their phrases that they put over or under their banners.


Looking around the net, I see all kinds of interesting pages. I then stumble upon pages where your favorite "reporters" love to try to show somebody up. The funniest one yet is when they bitch about how they "made" another person for hiring them on their shitty newsboard. They go on and on and tell the world, well at least 30 other reporters, on how if it weren't for yourself, you wouldn't be shit in the internet business. That person panics and goes fucking crazy claiming that his so-called quality newsposting was soooo great, and that he made that other guy's page decent. Crackers. For one to say that he "made" another is ridiculous. Anyone can write well on a newsboard to be good enough to post at a site. Nobody makes another, especially on the internet. To say somebody is ruined because you fired them from your site is not only retarded, but fucking ludicrous! Will getting ruined by a internet site hurt you for the future? NO! Like a employer when thinking about hiring you will see that you got fired from 5wrestling.com. Dumbasses! Like someone wouldn't want to be around you because you were banished from a site. Think about it kiddies.

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Something sad I noticed for the past month while I was on Christmas vacation from college. I noticed that many reporters or webmasters, who I knew were still in high school, were not in school at all. In fact, they happened to skip school just to post news, work on their site, you name it. This baffled me, because these kids are putting working on the internet first on their priorities list, when they should only worry about school. Do they not realize what damage they are doing by missing school? Sure, school sucks balls, but it's the only way to be successful these days, so why the fuck are they fucking it all up? They better hope the job market opens for wrestling news posters, or they are fucked!


I'm A MARK!!! That's the fucking cry I get every fucking time I do the Monday Night grades each and every week. It's funny because I dropped the grades for one week because of all of the mark-out e-mails that I would get, and I get many e-mails asking me to bring the grades back. Does anybody know that those grades ARE MY OPINION and are MY OPINION only? It's not like they are life or death, or who is the better federation in real life people. It's not like I'm anything official like TV Guide or whatever when I grade the shows. I use MY OPINIONS, and they are not significant in this world. I don't mind the e-mails that are well wrote and prove a point, but the ones that say "FUCK YOU WWF or WCW MARK!! GO TO HELL" ones prove to me how ignorant of a mark someone can be. If you disagree with my comments, at least be professional about it when you e-mail me. It's not too hard to do unless you have half a brain.

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A few realize what answering e-mails can really do! That's right, as I notice some of the most hated reporters, webmasters, or whatever get bad reputations because they don't take time to answer the e-mails that the people giving them hits send. It's definately helped me in the long run as I've had many many loyal readers by taking time and answering each and every one of them..even though I get hammered with them everyday. All it takes is a short answer to a question to keep the people happy. That's not too hard to do, and it's worth it if you want to keep people coming to your site.


Terry Funk. Was he the right decision for the job? Maybe in a town in the North, but not in a town like Greensville, where it's Ric Flair country. Fans wanted Flair, and WCW couldn't produce for the fans..but that wasn't their choice. Flair and WCW will never get along anymore, therefore, Funk was the next choice. He's a great man, and a legend in his own right. I've always enjoyed watching that man wrestle because he could always put on a show. However, I don't like him when he tries to get on the mic and say something. He babbles on forever and ever, and gets old and annoying fast. I can remember this from the Raven feud way back in the day at ECW, where he bored me to death with his interviews. It all came back Monday, and it will continue until Funk eventually leaves WCW.

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Chlorophyll? More like Borophyll is a phrase from Billy Madison(excuse me if I misspelled the opening part) which can describe this dragging of the Stephanie McMahon-Triple H saga. I'm pissed that Shane and Vince weren't there for this week, because Triple H and Stephanie need to get their asses beat. They just don't have the evil intentions that Vince and Shane can produce...or at least they don't make things interesting like Vince and Shane can. I hope they come back soon before it really gets torturing!

Say it ain't so, a Phat Farm writer graduating? Yes indeed, as Warpath is now producing his column "the Warpath" on the main page for Lordsofpain.net now! Yipee! See, Phat Farm does produce results, so take those apples whoever said Phat Farm was a fucking joke. I'm proud of ya Warpath, as I'm also proud of my current writers here at Phat Farm. They are all really writing well, and they work hard. When I started the original audition for the Phat Farm, I didn't know what I was going to get. I found some very good writers that needed a shot. They are all doing great, and lately, I've heard nothing but great feedback on all of them. I'm proud of that, and I'm also proud that I found truly a great group of writers. I've lost a few writers recently though, as I'm hoping for some strong replacements soon. Thanks to everyone who has supported the Phat Farm, as I greatly appreciate it!

#That's all for this infuckingcredible edition of Bad Tito, and if you have a problem with it, then that's tough cookies for you...more like apples...

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