|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Just when you thought it left your life, the hell known as Bad Tito has returned. This is the last edition of Bad Tito until Y2k kills the world!! PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wait, unless you have a really shitty computer and a bank that has very shitty computers or records, why is there a need to panic? Everyone thinks that the electricity will go off, but it's rest assured that the electric companies are ready because I doubt they want a widespread panic. So chill..... I have lots to bitch about, so let's jump on it, shall we?
The famous page is at it again as they have, count them, SIX banner ads on their columns now! Holy shit! Why don't they just get on their knees already or at least have an address where you can send donations to their sorry asses. The site has many paychecks coming in from some federations, and many many hits per day, so why the fuck do they have SIX banners on their columns? It makes their columns harder to read because the ads, combined with the tons of java, take forever to load. Greedy Bastards....in tribute to the greedy bastards, I'll make fun of them, and I'll put SIX banners on this fucking column...ok?
Why is there so much aggression on the net? I look around all over the net, and all I see are other reporters, who I guess provide you wrestling news, and I see them constantly bashing one another. They go crazy on their hate posts, as they call other reporters the worst names that their junior high education can come up with, and they make fun of their site or whatever. You should see some of this shit, as they literally go off. They need their fucking heads checked or at least thrown into a mental hospital for such disturbing behavior. They could say that they are having fun, but if you read their posts, you would understand where I'm getting at.
Reporters or whoever really need to watch out for themselves. Sure internet life DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, but if they enjoy the HOBBY of writing about wrestling, like I do, then they don't want to talk to the wrong retards because it will only lead to them exposing you. Sure it's only the internet, but it is annoying to have "kids" post shit about you. Watch out who you talk to on the net, because you can't trust a soul here. You don't know them in real life, as you only know them from typing messages back and forth. How do you know that your so-called buddy on the net isn't a crazed pedafile? You don't, as you shouldn't trust nobody on the net, because all it takes is a few words to set another off, and they will do nothing but badmouth you. Take care of yourself on the net, and relax. Don't get into any fights with another reporter, and remember the old phrase: "If you don't have something nice to say about someone, don't say it at all!"
This is a topic that I've avoided for a while, but what the fuck. Chats are something that leads to most of the trouble with hatred of other reporters. They are the main source of any annoying internet feud you read about, as many chatters take sides and take shots at another individual. Chats are nothing but a waste of time, and the power of being a fucking Moderator gets people off. When you go into a chat you get "CAN I BE OPs??" from many idiots! The point is that the moderators are fucking jerks, and you have no chance in hell to be one because of the power that they think they have. Whatever. Chats are nothing but worthless trouble.
Video Game Hatred? I recently did a review of Wrestlemania 2000 for my column, and fucking people went off on me. I've played all of the other games here and there, and I felt that this game, IN MY FUCKING OPINION, was the best wrestling game of all time. I had so much fun with it when I played as compared to any of the other wrestling games. I mentioned something that it has the best features and the best energy bar system, and assholes cursed me out by calling me a fucking WWF mark. What the fuck? Many assholes bitched that I didn't review any WCW games, and the fucking truth is that I haven't played any recent games as much as I did Wrestlemania 2000 one night. Those same assholes were telling me that it was the same fucking thing as WCW/NWO Revenge. Hmmm, I can remember playing it, and I liked it for the short time that I played it, but I can remember the energy bar was a bit rougher than Wrestlemania 2000 was. It was my OPINION, and assholes went off on me for it. Dicks, I fucking swear! Just another case of the many many incidents of aggression that I've seen on the net. Relax!
A rather interesting year of wrestling as we've had some ups and downs of each federations......
WWF- All around solid year by the WWF, as they remain on top as the most entertaining federation to watch. They did have lots of flaws however, as a missing answer to who lifted the briefcase at the King of the Ring, no person(s) revealed to who was G-TV, Bossman's sick angles, Triple H trying to hard to be a heel, weak hardcore division, and many more flaws. But what can you say, nobody is perfect. Before the Russo era in WCW, I felt that WWF got a little bigheaded and they got lazy on their shows, and they let their two top bookers in the WWF go. Now, the McMahons are doing the most work than they ever have...but so far, so good.
WCW- Too many problems that you can name here, as they went through a very rough year. WCW misused so much talent, and they continue to let many on their current roster slowly rot. WCW has too much fucking backstage politics that are still present even in the Russo era. Older WWF wrestlers have way too much power backstage, as they are the true reason why younger midcarders will never shine. WCW also had some horrible angles, which at times made no sense. No hummer driver, no Macho Man's next man to carry the torch, many many wrestlers forgetting old feuds and teaming up, and horrible stables that lasted a few weeks really hurt WCW this year. Now, they've been forced to recycle the New World Order because the Russo era was losing hope. I could say that this will be a failure, which I insist it still will be, but the addition and return of Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner is going to make a difference.
ECW- Probably the only federation now that lets their wrestling do the talking, and not horrible angles. ECW has lots of flaws though too, as they lose wrestlers all the time(especially main eventers), they have horrible advertising for everything, and they hype stuff way too much sometimes. Their TNN, after a few months, is slowly growing. Not enough though, as their world reknown success will have to be on hold until somebody gets the balls to tell everyone that ECW has a show on 8pm on Fridays!!! 2000 could be ECW's year as long as they get the word out on their great federations. I hope this Acclaim deal helps out.
So basically, for the marks, I love each federation. While I agree that each has their flaws, I agree that each can reach a potential to become very popular with everyone, including non-wrestling fans. I like certain wrestlers, angles, and storylines of each federation. To call me a mark means you are contradicting yourself because you are expressing anger on what you mark out for. Everyday in my column, I express my opinions on how I feel about something in each federation. I don't have a certain federation sending me checks to bash another federation. Ah fuck it, all I can say is WHATEVER.
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