|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Holy shit! It's Bad Tito! Call me lazy, call me whatever, but when you write 7 other columns every fucking week, you'd understand how a small delay would happen. I was going to write this bastard Sunday Night, BUT shit happens...and so does this column, so let's jump on it!
WCW isn't so surpreme now afterall? Yes, that's right. The almighty saviors, Russo and Ferarra, have proven to the world that they CANNOT make a difference alone in ratings. Sure, they had a few decent days of getting 3.4s, but I think that was against a slacking RAW. Now, they are doing the same shit that they did in the WWF, but now they can get away with lame-ass angles (like Disco gambling) that got struck down when presented in the WWF. Now, they are getting the same ratings that they got relying on the Oldtimers of WCW a few months ago. The WCW management is already noticing that they haven't done shit in the ratings..significantly, and now they are about to bring back those Oldtimers. Those certain Oldtimers will control WCW again, and then they are truly fucked. Things are going back to the way they were at WCW..and that's a damn fucking shame!
WWF finally showed their balls, as they were fucking struggling the past few weeks. They were boring me to death with weak angles, but the past 3 weeks, they've shown who still rules the wrestling universe. They've stepped it up with some great angles, even lots of surrounding controversy around them. WWF is just too powerful to take down!
ECW is slowly growing on their TNN show, and that's something to be proud of. Oh wait, don't get too cocky yet, because they haven't been over the 1.2 mark yet. I fear that they will get cocky and put up some of their heatless (to new ECW fans) midcarders in most of the matches on TNN, and thus lower ratings again. I'm hoping with the colder weather, that it keeps wrestling fans inside, and the TNN show slowly grows in the ratings. Of course, I'm still under the notion that many people, like myself, tape that bastard every week.
Why the fuck are you having a Backyard Wrestling contest? Why? Because it's every wrestling fan's God-given right to have fun! The ones who do it, absolutely love wrestling. Just like acting like their favorite football, basketball, baseball, or hockey players by emulating their sports, wrestling is the same thing. They admire the best form of sports entertainment, and they want to emulate the storylines and matches just like their favorite wrestlers do! Sure, they can get hurt by wrestling each other, but you can easily hurt yourself emulating any sport. Besides...being a part of Backyard Wrestling is much better and healthier than doing drugs.
INTERNET BITCHING....where I tell it how it is in the internet world! I don't pull back any punches on this shit, and I tell it how it is. Don't like it, you know my e-mail address.
Top internet personalities big shit? This is something that disturbs me when I look at others on other sites acting like they are "God's greatest creation" or the "best thing since sliced bread". Many think that just because they post or run a site that gets thousands of hits, that they are a HUGE celebrity. Shit....like posting for a decent sized site will make others bow down and kiss your feet. Those reporters also think that they are well known on the internet, but yet only the people who go to their pages and other fellow reporters know of them. They get very cocky and say that they are the best reporters around.....HA! Those idiots need to realize that nobody will give a FUCK about them in 10 years, nor will they give a fuck about them now. If you think that you've made a difference in someone's life, think again. Sure, you provided them hand-me-down news to give them the inside scoop, but all you'll get from them is a thank you, and not fame. Even the ones make a nice chunk of change on the net for providing news aren't famous. They might be famous to internet wrestling fans, but if you asked a normal person who one of those were, they would have no clue.
Why the fuck do people like me get put down for not agreeing to post for certain sites? Can't we be exclusive to someone? Can't we take pride in one site, and work for just making one site the best it can be? What's the use of boardwhoring on everyone's page? I just don't get it anymore. The only boardwhores I continually see are the ones who want to get their page hits. Yeah, if they would stop doing that, would anybody keep going to their site? Chances are, their site wouldn't be bookmarked that much. Their hits are only generated by posting 5+ times a day, and on about 20 thousand hit sites. Fucking sad. What a second, I'm off track. Anyways, I just don't want to be a boardwhore, and I want my work to be known to be on one site, and one site only.
Oh no!!! Don't expose wrestling reporters!! What the fuck is up with some sites posting pictures of reporters that they don't like? Do they think by doing this that they will expose and embarass them for life? Nah, I don't think so. Most of the places where those pictures are shown mostly get hits by other reporters, and not those wanting news. Sure, it's a good laugh to see some of the personalities on the net, but it's nothing to expose someone over. For those sites who think they've defeated other sites by exposing their reporters/webmasters, think again. The only time it would affect them is if they would snap when exposed. That doesn't happen, so their efforts to expose them are worthless....just like the ones who present those pictures!
#My god, I've wasted your time again. Maybe next week, I'll have this column on time again. Oh well, no deadlines for me to worry about for this column! HAHAHAHA. Ahem, I guess I could say thanks for reading....