|Mr. Tito has gone mad!! He's
gone insane, he's going crazy!!
Well, no actually, this is just a new column by the maker of the Phat Daily Column. It's a brand new and uncensored column in which I will rip the hell out of anything and everything. If there's anything in the wrestling world that Mr. Tito doesn't especially like, then it becomes a prison to my mental wrath. I will also have a re-butal to e-mail. Watch what you say or you could end up on the Phat Choping Block. Now onto the Show!
|Yes, it's back..but this time for a purpose. Bad Tito, which was formerly a part of the Evolution, is now a part of the Phat Farm! Well, anyway kiddies, I'm not going to pull any punches for the return of this column..lots of issues to discuss.
WWF seems to be in trouble, but somehow they keep the ball rolling and beat everyone's ass in the ratings. What the fuck is up with that? That's easy. Great fan support. That's something that WCW needs to accomplish before they take any of WWF's fans. The WWF busted their balls and took chances to create their audience which was addicted to the WWF's innovative ways. Now, WCW is using their ways, cause they have their writers, and they are trying to fight over the people who have grown to love the wrestlers like Mick Foley, Rock, Stone Cold, DX, and many many more insane superstars of the WWF. WWF has proven recently with sub-par shows and pay per views that WCW will have a rough time taking their fans.
WCW too action packed? That's what I've been thinking, as their fast shows jumping from scene to scene has yet to really catch on with the viewers..in a big way I mean. Many viewers are confused as fuck when they see insanity on their once calm show. WCW now tries to use lots of Tits and Ass on their show as well, but yet it doesn't seem to be taking a significant amount of WWF fans, nor does it seem to be making their own new audience. That can't be good, as many have considered Russo to be overrated. But remember, this shit takes time. WCW slowly grew until they beat RAW's ass back in the day, and RAW slowly grew before kicking WCW's ass off the top spot.
Will ECW ever keep their talent? The reason why ECW isn't beating both the WCW and WWF is the fact that everytime that ECW becomes a real threat, the WWF or WCW rapes them of all of their talent. Every time they develope a kickass talent, the big 2 take it away. Many ECW wrestlers have shown how tough they are until by sticking with ECW, but only to make the jump as well. I'd fear ECW if they ever get a tough financial backing. That's all they need to really jump into the fight. Money is the main reason that they lose wrestlers. That's factored into making more money by doing less work in the other federations than ECW. We'll see if the TNN Deal and the Video game deal give ECW the financial backing that they so desparately need.
Ah yes, my favorite part of this column. INTERNET BITCHING!!!! Time to go off on the net in general. Let's see..what to rip on this week....
Everyday, I see sites continually having made up headlines for their posts, and thus spreading around false news to everyone on the net. You see, one would be reporter decides to make himself look like a "exclusive news" reporter, so he'll make some shitty ass news headline to make up. Some reader will read it, and spread it around in chatrooms. Another shitty reporter will see it, and use it for their own pages to post on. Thus, everyone and their mother knows about that shitty headline that was made up. The original headline makers are fucking sick too, as they make up rumors of wrestlers dying or whatever. Sick fucks.
Anyone else care to steal hotline reports? I fucking swear, I keep seeing it everyday! Someone who spends his hard earned dollars on calling a hotline gets ripped off by some kid who wants to have the hotline news on his page. They don't understand how much those hotlines cost, as the WCW one is $49.99 a month, the Observer is $0.99 a minute, and the Torch hotline is $1.99 a minute. For the pay per minute ones, those usually last around 25 minutes at least! You are basically pissing on the hard worker who called the hotlines, and stealing their reports that they worked on for hours to produce. You can at least show balls and credit the hard working person for calling the hotline and producing the report. At least have some decency on the internet.
Any more bashing on columns please? God damn it! I'm so sick of seeing these columns where they bash an individual. You don't see that shit in any of my columns, because if I hated someone, I fucking feel that they don't deserve any space in my column, nor would they deserve any effort for me to type about them. If you don't like someone or what someone does, just leave them alone or not read what they type out for you everyday. How many fucking times do I have to go over that in this column?!? Can't we all just get along...
And finally, to those assholes who are continually bitching at other sites for having ads on their pages. Fuck you! Do you not understand that some people are webmasters for a living? They don't payed based on their hard work, no, they get payed based on hits per ad or uniques per ad. That's their income, and to rip on someone for making an honest living off of working hard on a page is totally wrong. So get off their asses for it!
#Is that enough for you? I most certainly hope so..and like the saying goes..