Welcome back to the one and only <b>Phat Daily Column</b>.  Well, last night I had the first <b>Phat Chat</b>, and I was very impressed with the turn out.  The chat room was filled when it officially started.  I hope to see everyone again next week with my special guest <b>Chill-N</b>.  Anyways, tonight we have two wrestling programs to watch, and it's not Monday Night.  It shall be a great night of wrestling.  With that being said, on to the <b>PDC</b>.
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<h2><b><i>WWF</i></b></h2>

-Smackdown has an interesting show lined up, with a very special main event, which I won't say to ruin everyone's fun, and it has the world tag title match with X-Pac adn Kane vs. Owen Hart and Jeff Jarrett.  I expect huge numbers for the WWF tonight, and I don't really think Thunder will stand a chance, especially since the WWF is on a station that you don't need cable for.  

-Many of you have been asking me if Vince and Stone Cold are going to be "friends" or "allies".  Well, this is the WWF, and if they become allies, it will take a while.  You see, the WWF wrestlers can't forgive in one night, like another federations.  They will take time, and that's the magic of the WWF storylines.  I hear that Vince might eventually tag with Stone Cold to face the Undertaker and Shane.  That's interesting.

-I will say one thing about the Smackdown.  You can expect the return of Sexual Chocolate tonight.  I'm very glad to see him back, and I hope very much that he doesn't injure himself this time around.  I also hope he isn't involved with anymore transexuals either.  Mark Henry has a bright future with the WWF now that he has a great gimmick to work with.  Best of luck Henry!
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<h2><b><i>WCW</i></b></h2>

-WCW for the moment is very concerned with Saturn's health.  A while back he has had heart problems and a very badly injured leg, but now he has a very injured back.  I just hope they don't pressure him to stay in the storylines.  Saturn is in the middle of a feud with the Horsemen and Rey and Kidman for the tag team gold.  If he does fight, he'll be very limited.  I just hope it's nothing like a messed up disk in his back, which could put him on the shelf for a long time, or quite possibly end his career.

-Reports are that the lovely Geogeous George, whom I think should change her name, is in training right now to take bumps for her upcoming match with referee, and I guess interim president, Charles Robinson.  The funny thing is, many midcard wrestlers in WCW are freakin' pissed about how much time Charles Robinson and Georgeous George got last Nitro.  They felt that it should have been their time to hype up their pay per view match.  Those midcarders don't realize what WCW has become, and it's a "only hype what seems to be a main event match".  Besides, you have Thunder and Saturday Night to hype up your matches.  haha

-Many of you readers have expressed to me how "harcore" WCW is.  Well, let me tell you.  Just because WCW has Hak taking the hardest bumps in their federation every week, doesn't mean it's hardcore.  He may be "harcore", but as for the rest of the federation, that's a joke(except for Raven and Saturn).  The only thing the rest of the federation knows is how to give a beating, and that's it.  Beating down Hak without taking any shots yourself is not Hardcore.  Besides, what is "hardcore" anymore?  The only thing I consider "hardcore" was ECW about  2 years ago, when everyone took bumps and did new innovative stuff that is used over and over today.
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@That's all for today.  I'll be back tomorrow with yet another edition of the <b>Phat Daily Column</b>.  <i>This is Mr. Tito, Pretty Hot And Tempting, signing off.</i>
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