-Uh oh, Billy Kidman has something to say....and he means business. Kidman is supposed to talk about the Hummer into the Trash incident, and what he'll do about it or something. Whatever works, cause I sort of like this feud...except when a Hummer gets involved and when Hogan is in the back swearing and throwing around stuff.
-Uh oh, Kimberly has a major announcement to make to her husband, the man DDP, tonight on Nitro. Now if the angle goes down where she's pregnant with Bischoff's love child, things won't get pretty in the gradebook. Just look at the past pregnancy angles in wrestling, and look how big of a failure they were. You had Terri getting knocked up by Meat, which failed miserably to even get attention to Meat, and then you had the wretched Mae Young pregnancy which everyone was annoyed by. Come on Russo, don't go this route.
-Hey more matches are supposed to be announced for Slamboree!! Is that a good thing or a bad thing, since some of those matches will be like 1 minute each with Russo. But hey, we are treated to the Triple Cage match between DDP and Jarrett, and that alone SHOULD be worth it.
-Oh baby, here are some matches: Terry Funk vs. Bam Bam Bigelow for the covetted Hardcore Title. I guess Bam Bam is part of the New Blood too, especially since I remember him wrestling in the 80s. Also, we are treated to a mixed tag match between Sunny Tammy Wammy Tammy Lynn Sytch and Skip No Gimmicks Needed Chris Candido vs. Paisley and the Artist Formerly Known As Another Sucky Wrestler. In the words of Joel Gertner from ECW on TNN....CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT! Candido, by the way, is about to sign a WCW contract. WCW should pay him extra, especially recently, since he didn't jump to another federation and trash the Cruiserweight title.
And that's where I'll leave it up to them to deliver. Oh yeah, add 10 minutes to that interview from the panic which comes out of it.
-You know, sometimes Flash sites look good, but in the end, they take forever to load up and slow down computers...like mine right now since I'm on the Backlash site. Thanks WWF!
Here is the CURRENT Backlash card with ONLY 1 week away!!!!!
The Big Show vs. Kurt Angle
Dudley Boyz vs. T&A
Triple H vs. the Rock
Ok, either the site isn't updated, or we'll hear about it tonight. I can remember a Road Dogg/X-Pac vs. Edge/Christian match, and YET ANOTHER match between Scotty Too Hotty and Dean Malenko. Oh yeah, 3 way dance between Tazz, Saturn, and Crash again. Still, like last month with Wrestlemania, the WWF isn't taking a wise route to their hype. It could eventually hurt them in the long run if they keep this up.
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